we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He? As in you personified your dick?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
