At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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