In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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