I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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