"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
