She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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