I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He's on the porch naked. Help.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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