dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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