Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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