i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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