god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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