My pussy is not your playground.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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