U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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