I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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