Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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