brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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