So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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