You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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