Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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