New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I deserve this hangover.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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