ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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