They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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