There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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