some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I enjoy the company of your penis
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
