i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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