It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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