Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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