i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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