I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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