Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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