can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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