Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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