You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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