i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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