I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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