Your tits are I can't wait for
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
