yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
