I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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