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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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