theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I am mentally ready for anal.
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