GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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