i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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