why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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