I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
tell me about the eggs
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
