How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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