i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
