1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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