ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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