Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
