Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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